Ek Chuhey Ne Ek Pura Suit Kutr K Kha Liya Magar Wo Fir b Bhukh Se Mar gya

Kyuki
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teacher: wo konsi chiz hai jo tum roz dekh to sakte ho par tod nahi sakte .
student: apka moo....

Teacher:- MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se): H....

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen....

Santa: bike pe ja raha tha
Usne raste me khare Banta: se pucha- Aapko Lift chahiye kya?
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Banta: Mai Samne Wali Building pr bina Hafe Chad skta hu

SANTA: Nhi Chad skte!
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ek admi bola yaar mai duniya mai naam kamana chata hoon to dusra bola haa kyo nahi wo kaise.
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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple,....

Judge-Tumne Chori Ki Thi
Chor-Ji.Ha
Judge-Tumne Chori Kaise Ki
Chor-Rahne Do Sa....